Jan. 17th, 2008 11:02 am
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My crap brother lives in the room next to me and for the past year has been practicing his drum set many hours a day.

It is all he does, dear reader. Not eating? Not sleeping? Must be drumming!

And it has been slowly filling me with MURDEROUS RAGE.

The only good thing that can come of this is preparation. Nothing that any obnoxious roommate could do in college WILL EVER be this painful. Ever.

Anyway, the only light in the end of the tunnel is maybe one day I'll get the pluck to roll those fucking drums down into the bottom of a lake. One day, one day.

Date: 2008-01-17 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I had two college roommates last year. Not at the same time. Their names were Kurt and Herbert, but I tend to call them The Gay One and The Black One.

The Gay One moved out one day. And when I say "one day," I mean that there was no notification, no goodbye, no note, nothing. He just up and moved out while I was in class. That was fairly obnoxious.

The Black One, his worst sin was using my soap in the bathroom and watching religious programming.

The point is, never tempt fate. It will find a way to take its dark revenge.

Date: 2008-01-17 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
The religious programming sounds the worst of all. If I were you I'd have sneakily put a hole through the television. Sneakily.

Date: 2008-01-17 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
It's my television. It's how I get my Zelda on.

Elsewise I might well have done.

Date: 2008-01-18 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Have you talked to him about it? Maybe before you send his drums to a watery grave, you could reason with him? Or compensate, and make equally loud noise! >:D

Date: 2008-01-19 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Reason's not in his nature. I think if I did that he'd explode out of paradox.

Not a bad idea, then...


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